HOCKEY JOKE
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Denver's City
Park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed
Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly the other boy takes his hockey stick,
shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks
the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes
over to interview the boy.
Young Avalanche Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal,
he starts writing in his notebook.
But I'm not an Avalanche Fan, the little
boy replies.
Sorry but since we're in Denver, I just assumed
you were, says the reporter and starts writing again.
Broncos Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,
he writes in his notebook.
I'm not a Broncos fan either, the boy
says.
Oh, I assumed everyone in Denver was either for the
Broncos or Avalanche. What team do you root for?
I'm a Red Wings fan, the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
Little Bastard From Detroit Kills Beloved Family
Pet.