Catholic School
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
Catholic School.Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she
was sleeping.Tell me Mary Margaret, who created
the universe? When Mary Margaret didn't stir,
little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her,
took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
God Almighty! shouted Mary Margaret. The
Nun said,
Very good and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, Who is
our Lord and Savior? But she didn't stir from
her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to her
rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
Jesus Christ! shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun once again said, Very good,
and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...
What did Eve say to Adam after she had her
twenty-third child? Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted,
If you stick that damn thing in me one more time,
I'll break it in half and stuff it up your ass!
The Nun fainted