Yes You Can Do A Stripper...But It'll Cost Ya
First off let me say that I love strippers. I adore them and
have nothing but the highest respect for them. They are
the hardest working women I know with sometimes the most
hardluck life stories you've ever heard. They make
their money one dollar at a time placed in their g-string
and they deal with a lot of assholes on a daily basis.
Some years back when I was selling radio advertising for
a rock station in New Mexico, I had the fortune of every strip
club in the metro area as my client. Loved it. They spend
a lot of money on advertising. As I got to know the owners
and managers I would hang out longer at the clubs. The club
would buy my drinks and I would throw a few dollars here and
there at the girls. But the first lesson is this. Know these
girls want your money. Some of these girls can syphon a guy's
paycheck out of his wallet in an hour. They're damn
good at what they do. After hanging out some nights, the
girls would sit at my table and I became their sympathetic
ear, hearing stories of loser boyfriends who do nothing
but toke on the bong all day, to husbands in prison, to their
lesbian escapades with Candy who was on stage 2. I saw and
heard nearly everything you could imagine. From Eileen
the Anal Queen blowing a candle out stuck up her ass to a woman
who could shoot a golf ball out of her mootsie like a stroke
from Tiger Woods. I've even tasted the sweet nectar
of titty milk getting a lap dance.
But again, I digress.
If I hung out long enough, it was nearly automatic that one
of the girls had a broken down car and needed a ride home.
Now I'm out of the element of the club one on one with
the woman and by all means, after grinding 8 hours on stage,
some were always wound up for hot monkey love. I had several
of the girls and it seemed that each one fucked me like a porn
star for I talked them up that way. It was fantastic. Now
the downside. The problems that a lot of these girls have
in their lives can eventually effect yours if you hang around
too long. From drugs and alchohol to some just plain rubber
room zany. There's a time to let it go. But by all means
it was fun. And I still love strippers to this day. So guys
jump into some sort of media sales and have at it. Just be
careful you don't get the stripper with the husband
out on parole.