Obsession with sex
A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him Doc, I
think I have an obsession with sex. The doctor agrees
to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings.
First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify
it. The man immediate ly says sex. Next the
doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as
sex. Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course
the patient identifies as sex. The doctor
puts the drawings away and says to the patient, Yes,
I do believe t hat you have an obsession with sex.
To which the man replies, I'm not the one with
the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty
pictures!~