80 years old
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,
Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four
kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra
pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old
girls. Both of them. Twice.
The priest said: Well, my son, when was the last time
you were in confession? Never Father, I'm
Jewish. So then, why are you telling me?
Because I'm telling everybody!